Get off my lawn.

"Freaked me out" 🛩️

"Over-zealous and dangerous."

"Perfect for students."

"People are doing whatever the f**k they want."

"...Give me a response to the nasty message you sent me."

In this weather?!

A bridge to nowhere.

"These things are dangerous" 🛴

Pizza oven included.

Motherf***ing eels!

Those gates are a pain in the bumper.

"Despite the heroic efforts of first responders..."

Put those marshmallows away.

Can we trade rent rates with Edmonton?

That's a busy homeowner.

"He was my best friend."

It didn't go as planned.